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Someone once told me that the eraser on the pencil is used to erase mistakes. *erases person in front of him*

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Man - “So do you want to go out maybe?”
Woman - “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”

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GUY: Comon b*tch fight me...
ME: I would, but i dont want to bring back memories of your father
Everyone else: ohhhhhhhhh holy shit

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Idiот: Вiтсh I have more сuм than you, fаg.
Me: Cause i've been using mine on your mom.

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Cop:
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me:
"So it wouldn't be windy when we talked."

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Me: You r a woman
My friend: No I'm not
Me:Tell that to your diск. Oh wait you don't have one!

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A nerd sitting down on his chair... "Badass" bully comes up
Bully : Hey nerd! I have 10 times more girls than you have!
Nerd : *Thinks of comeback..* 10 times 0 is 0, I guess we have the same amount of girls!

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Guy1.. рissеs u off
You... u know u arent good at singing, u arent good at dancing, but u are good at acting, acting like a little b*tch

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My fellow men and women in other cars -- I'm calling them horrible names. Sometimes I think I'm losing my mind. I think this cannot be rational behavior. I mean, is it rational to cast dispersions on the man's intelligence in the car in front of me and then accuse him of performing an оrаl homosexual act just 'cause he turned his left blinker on after the light turned green?

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Hater-your so dumb
Nerd-go get a life I think theres a few going cheep going at asdas smart price range
Other guy- ouch that must hurt mate
Class ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

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Insult: ОМG you can't read! Are you blind?!?!
Comeback:I'm not blind my eyes just hurt from looking at your face.

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Loser: *gives an insult*
Me: *sighs* I don't have the strength to come back. Your face is already wearing me out

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Ratchet Вiтсh : I would slap you but I don't want to get sluт on my hand
Me : Don't know why considering it's all over your outfit.

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Random Person: suск my diск!
Me: i'll get the microscope

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I grew up back East, and I still have an apartment in New York, and I go back and forth between L. A. and New York. The difference between the two places -- basically this: here in L. A., I'm perceived as kind of a fast-talking, little bit of a hot-headed streetwise guy from Jersey; in New York, everyone thinks I'm gаy.

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Twinkle twinkle little snitch, mind your own business, you nosey b*tch!

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Guy1 : your a asshole
Guy2 : at least I have a asshole
Guy1 : yah cause otherwise shiт would come out your mouth

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Wife teaching English to husband
Wife: I'm beautiful, i'm slim, i'm hot, what tense is this?
Husband: Past tense! lol

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Me:You know why girls turn lеsвiаn?
Guy:why
Me:cause of guys like you

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Boy can I tell you a secret
Girl sure
Boy whispers in her ear penis
Girl is that supposed be funny because you don't have one

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