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This casting director, she says to me, 'Al, I think you're going to get some work because you're off-beat good-looking.' Which of course means, you're good-looking -- for an ugly guy.

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Dамn girl! Are you fire detector?
'Cause you are really f*cking loud and annoying'

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Guy: aw. Did you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Other guy: Nope. I kissed yours.

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*boy walks into your class*
Teacher:go back from where u came from.
Boy:sorry but I can't crawl back up my mums fanny

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Suск my diск!
I am not supposed to put small things into my mouth..

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Bully: You have no diск.
Me: How would you know? Do you look at people's dicks

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I don't think you are sтuрid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.

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Boy: wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: i have a boyfriend
Boy: i have a maths exam:
Girl: whats that suppose to mean?
Boy: i thought we were listing everything we can cheat on

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Girl who beat me in something: You've just got beaten by a girl
Me: You should really look in the mirror before calling yourself that

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Me: You are a living reminder that condoms don't work

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Bully: Go to hell
Me: why?, getting lonely down there?
Class: oooooooooohhh

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You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.

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Guy: My girlfriend dumped me!
Me: Let me guess, she finally got her vision fixed.

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A good comeback to use.
: If we wanted to take away all the mistakes in the world, we would start with your face.

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Everyone can be diск but you are an art form of a diск.

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Crush- who do you like
You-( you get all red and everything)... Um.. Whydo you want to know
Crush- because... Well... Um... This is kind of hard to say this but..
You- but....!!!
Crush- I wanna know if you gay
You- REALLY NIGGA

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Q:Who is the biggest соскsuскеr in town?
The b*tch that moderates these jokes.

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A cop drives up to me and says: you're speeding. *so he pulls me over and said papers*
ME: so i said scissors, i win, and drove off

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Bully: Your ugly
Me: your haircut looks like someone's taint
Bully : your gay
Me: I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on

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Yo' house so dusty, even your vacuum cleaner gets allergies.

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