Insult Jokes

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My fellow men and women in other cars -- I'm calling them horrible names. Sometimes I think I'm losing my mind. I think this cannot be rational behavior. I mean, is it rational to cast dispersions on the man's intelligence in the car in front of me and then accuse him of performing an оrаl homosexual act just 'cause he turned his left blinker on after the light turned green?

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Guy1.. рissеs u off
You... u know u arent good at singing, u arent good at dancing, but u are good at acting, acting like a little b*tch

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Me: You r a woman
My friend: No I'm not
Me:Tell that to your diск. Oh wait you don't have one!

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Cop:
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me:
"So it wouldn't be windy when we talked."

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Idiот: Вiтсh I have more сuм than you, fаg.
Me: Cause i've been using mine on your mom.

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GUY: Comon b*tch fight me...
ME: I would, but i dont want to bring back memories of your father
Everyone else: ohhhhhhhhh holy shit

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Man - “So do you want to go out maybe?”
Woman - “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”

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Someone once told me that the eraser on the pencil is used to erase mistakes. *erases person in front of him*

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Yo' house so dusty, even your vacuum cleaner gets allergies.

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Bully: Your ugly
Me: your haircut looks like someone's taint
Bully : your gay
Me: I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on

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A cop drives up to me and says: you're speeding. *so he pulls me over and said papers*
ME: so i said scissors, i win, and drove off

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Q:Who is the biggest соскsuскеr in town?
The b*tch that moderates these jokes.

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Crush- who do you like
You-( you get all red and everything)... Um.. Whydo you want to know
Crush- because... Well... Um... This is kind of hard to say this but..
You- but....!!!
Crush- I wanna know if you gay
You- REALLY NIGGA

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Everyone can be diск but you are an art form of a diск.

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A good comeback to use.
: If we wanted to take away all the mistakes in the world, we would start with your face.

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Guy: My girlfriend dumped me!
Me: Let me guess, she finally got her vision fixed.

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You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.

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Bully: Go to hell
Me: why?, getting lonely down there?
Class: oooooooooohhh

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Me: You are a living reminder that condoms don't work

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Girl who beat me in something: You've just got beaten by a girl
Me: You should really look in the mirror before calling yourself that

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