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Into a Belfast pub comes Раddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.
What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.
Jamie O’Connor and me had a fight,” says Раddy.
That little sоd, O’Connor,” says Sean, “He couldn’t do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.”
“That he did,” says Раddy, “a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.”
“Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself. Didn’t you have something in your hand?”
“That I did,” said Раddy. “Mrs. O’Connor’s вrеаsт, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight.”

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Раddy:
“Would you like to buy my dog?”
Mick :
“What kind is it?”
Paddy:
“It’s a Dalmatian.”
Mick :
“Is it clean?”
Paddy:
“Spotless.”

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Two irish pilots flying An Air Fungus jet on final approach at Cork Airport.
First pilot said:
“Bejesus! Look how short this runway is.”
Second pilot said:
“Yes, but look how fuking wide it is!”

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Раddy says to his mate:
“When I had that vasectomy thing I thought it would stop the wife from getting pregnant, but all it’s done is change the feckin’ colour of the baby”!

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