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What do you order from a french Italian restaurant?
Sbaguetti

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What does an Italian gang member say to a Kingdom Hearts fаn?
Kairivederci

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I asked for soup at an Italian restaurant,
But the bowl they gave me was tiny! I guess they weren't lying when they said it was ministrone.

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My GPS is Italian.
"In 500 feet, make-a you turn."

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Did you hear about the Italian foot soldier who ran away from the front line
He ran so far away from the front line that he bumped into a general

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What did the Italian say after his discovery worked?
Pesto!

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What would you call Italian if it overtook English as a world language?
A Linguini Franca

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What do you call someone who dislikes Italian food?
An Antipasta

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What did the Italian say when he got locked out?
Gnocchi

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What do you do if you want to look up something in Italian?
You google. It

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How does an Italian say goodbye to a German in New York City?
Arrive-deutsch-i!

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An Italian painter loved spice
So he boughtachili

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A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant
Who pays?
The German.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?
A mute.

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A vegan, an Italian and a Prius owner walk into a bar.
I know this because they told me when they walked in the door.

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N. Y." on them...

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?
Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What do you call an Italian with a broken arm?
Speech impaired.

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