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Men verwacht door het warme weer een record aantal duitsers aan de nederlandse kust het laatste record stamt nog uit 1940
A record number of germans is expected on the dutch coast because of the warm weather. The last record dates from 1940
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Q: What do you call Vasoline in German?
A: Vienerschlide.
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How many Germans does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Just one. They’re fiercely efficient and not really given to jokes.
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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye
The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
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Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Нiтlеr back to life so he can show you how to use a fuскing oven
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Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Неll for various reasons.
American: I won’t ever see my dog again!
Italian: I won’t ever make pizzas again!
German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
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A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
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A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”
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A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Българин влиза във Македония, митничарят на английски го пита: A German got pulled over by the police in France. Police officer: “Name?” German: “Heinrich Klimt” Police officer: “Age?” German: “31” Police officer: “occupation?” German: “No, no. Just visiting” Un german pe aeroport in Paris. Vamesul francez se uita la pasaport si intreaba: - Ocupation? La care neamtul: - Nu, nu, doar im vizita!
A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation?
German: No, no, no, just visiting.
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Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
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did u hear about the new german microwave?
it has ten seats in it
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To be the perfect German you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbles and as blonde as Нiтlеr.
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When a clock goes forward, it’s tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!
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My German girlfriend likes to rate my sеxuаl performances on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried аnаl. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.
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No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder
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A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant
Who pays?
The German.
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Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags,
„We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“.
Trump goes on,
„Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater for at least three months!“.
Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears -
„Heil Нiтlеr! We need Diesel.“
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Why Germans don't play scrabble fussbodenschleifmaschinenverleih
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German WI-FI
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Either the glass was made in China, or the fly was made in Germany.
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Miss germany 2024. Random girl at oktoberfest
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