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Kids Jokes

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Q: What's bright-eyed and bushy-tailed?
A: A squirrel on сrаск.

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Kids Jokes American Presidents Humor

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
A: "Dam."

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Kids Jokes Animal Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

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You wanna hear a dirтy joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle.
You wanna hear a clean joke? He took a bath.

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Where would you learn how to make ice cream?
At Sundae school.

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What did the lima bean say before it went into the рот?
Sufferin' succotash!

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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these вiтсhеs would keep their
mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"
Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"

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Kids Jokes School Jokes American Presidents Humor

A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck down the street.
The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's privates, and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly. A man walking down the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and gently said to him, ''You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog's neck.''
The boy nodded in agreement and said, ''But then there wouldn't be a siren.''

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A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"
His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"
"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

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"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?"
"Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"

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Kids Jokes Alien Jokes

Q: What did one chair say to another chair?
A: "Here comes another a**hole."

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One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused:
“Teacher, can I answer the call of nature?”
Knowing what the kid wanted, the teacher said okay. Immediately, the girl ran to the toilet. But, within a minute, she was back. Another girl was shocked by how she could actually take care of business so quickly, and asked how she managed to do it so fact.
The girl responded, “It was a prank call.”

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Did I mention that I'm a new father?
Yeah, my 13-year-old son just moved back in.

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I wish I was a glow worm.
A glow worm's never glum. It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out of your вuм!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

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Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles?
A: A Protractor

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Kids Jokes Blue Collar Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.

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A boy was at a public pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ''Hey! Don't рее in the pool!'' The boy replied, ''But everybody does it!'' ''Not from the diving board!'' shouted the lifeguard.

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An old lady meets a little girl in the park with her dog. She asks, "What's your name, little girl?"
"Blossom," answers the girl."
Oh, that's a beautiful name. How did you get it?"
The little girl explained, "Well, my mommy was pregnant, and a blossom fell out of a tree and landed right on her tummy, so she named me Blossom."
"Oh, that's so nice, replied the old lady. "What's your dog's name?"
"Porky," the little girl answered."
Why Porky?" the old lady asked. The little girl answered, "Because he f**ks pigs."

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After church service, a little boy tells his pastor that he is going to give him a lot of money when he grows up."Well, thank you," the pastor replies. "But why?"
The little boy says, "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had!"

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