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Knock-knock jokes

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“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Dave.”
“Dave who?”
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse.

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Knock-knock jokes

Candice : Knock Knock
Sarah : Who’s there?
Candice: Les
Sarah : Les who?
Candice: Les-be-on each other …

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Gay and Lesbian Jokes Knock-knock jokes

My Auntie has a son Steve with Tourette”s, I don”t see them very often but I paid them a visit last Sunday. Steve and I were sitting waiting for my aunty to bring in some tea when all of a sudden he looked at me and said, “open the door, you сunт.”I felt a little bit embarrassed and did not reply. He said again, “open the fuскing door, you sтuрid сunт.” I began to feel completely awkward and did not have a clue how I should respond, so just pretended I did not hear him say anything. He started getting agitated and piped up, “you useless сunт, open the fuскing door.”At which point, to my relief, my aunty came into the room and said, “don”t worry, dear, he”s just trying to tell you a knock-knock joke.”

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Knock-knock jokes Disability Jokes

Knock, Knock!
Who's there? Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Nunya
Nunya Who?
Nunya Business
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Jesus
Jesus Who?
How many do you know?
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Cockadoodle
Cockadoodle Who?
Not cockadoodle who, you sh1t, cockadoodledoo!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
William
William Who?
Williammind your own bussiness?
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Boo
Boo Who?
You better cry you ninny!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Robin
Robin Who?
Robbing You!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Gorllia
Gorllia Who?
Gorllia Sandwich, I`m Hungry
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben Dover
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Archibald
Archibald Who?
Archibald on top of your head!

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Control Freak. Now you say, 'Control Freak who?'

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Knock-knock jokes

‘Benjamin Button.’
‘Benjamin who?’
‘Benjamin’
‘Who’s there?’
‘Knock knock!’

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Knock-knock jokes

I said to my wife, “I have a great Knock knock joke for you, but you have to actually knock on the door”
She replied, “Okay” and walked outside and shut the front door.
And that is how to get rid of your wife in under a minute.

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.

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Why did Knock Knock jokes even begin?
Because of the Nobel Prize.

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Knock-knock jokes

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. He cracked open and out came a joke.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cracked
Cracked who?
Cracked Humpty Dumpty

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Claw.
Claw who?
It’s Claw Enforcement. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of meow.

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harmony!
Harmony who?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you know?

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leif.
Leif who?
Leaf me alone, I’m sleeping.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Senior.
Senior who?
Senior so nosy, I'm not going to tell you.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gray Z.
Gray Z who?
Gray Z mixed up kid.

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fran.
Fran who?
Frandship is a great thing.

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus you don't want to play?

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess before you leave.

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Knock-knock jokes