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Knock-knock jokes

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It's cold outside.

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Knock-knock jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sеx for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren’t too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.
Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife’s bedroom door.
“KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!”
Husband: “Guess whom?”
Wife: “I know who it is!”
Husband: “Guess what I want?”
Wife: “I know what you want!”
Husband: “Guess what I’m knocking with!!”

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Easter Jokes Men jokes Sex Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think the keys are in there.

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Knock-knock jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' around the mountain when she comes!

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Knock-knock jokes

knock knock
who’s there?
depression…
that’s my best friend.

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Knock-knock jokes

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms.
Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

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Knock-knock jokes

Bully: Your jokes suск! Me: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
Bully: Why?
Me: To get to the Gаy Mans house
Bully: Ha The Chicken must be gаy!
Me: Knock Knock
Bully: Another Sтuрid Joke?
Bully: Alright who's there?
Me: The Chicken

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Insult Jokes Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes Knock-knock jokes

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

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Knock-knock jokes Dark Humor Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock! Who’s there? King Тuт! King Тuт who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

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Animal Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Clairvoyant's house:
"Who's there?"
Knock, knock.

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Knock-knock jokes

Jeff: Im so popular
Bill: Nobody knows who you are
Jeff: YES THEY DO
Bill: knock knock
Jeff: Who's there?
Bill: Jeff Jeff: Jeff who?
Bill: EXACTLY

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Insult Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jamahl, from next door.
Knock Knock
Knock Knock

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Omegle Jokes Be Like:
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Hey.
Guy 1: I'm pretty sad, can you give me a joke?
Guy 2: Sure! Knock Knock.
Guy 1: Who's there?
Guy 2: Disco.
Guy 1: Disco who?
Guy 2: Disconnected.
'Your conversational partner has been disconnected.'
Guy 1: ...

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Insult Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe put sunblock on my back?

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Animal Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock whose there aneda aneda diск inside me

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Dirty jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock, Knock...
Who's there?
Eureka!
Eureka who?
Eureka bad, man! Go take a shower!!!

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Men jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down -- you looketh tired!

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mesut.
How may I assist you?
Hahaha, Yeah right.

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Existentially.
Existentially, who?
I know what you mean.

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Knock-knock jokes