As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sеx for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren’t too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife’s bedroom door.“KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!” Husband: “Guess whom?” Wife: “I know who it is!” Husband: “Guess what I want?” Wife: “I know what you want!” Husband: “Guess what I’m knocking with!!” 0 0 0
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken your pockets. I think the keys are in there. 0 0 0
Knock, knock.Who's there? Shelby. Shelby who? Shelby comin' around the mountain when she comes! 0 0 0
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms.Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally. 0 0 0
Bully: Your jokes suск! Me: Why Did The Chicken Cross The RoadBully: Why?Me: To get to the Gаy Mans houseBully: Ha The Chicken must be gаy!Me: Knock KnockBully: Another Sтuрid Joke?Bully: Alright who's there?Me: The Chicken 0 0 0
Jeff: Im so popularBill: Nobody knows who you areJeff: YES THEY DOBill: knock knockJeff: Who's there?Bill: Jeff Jeff: Jeff who?Bill: EXACTLY 0 0 0
Omegle Jokes Be Like:Guy 1: Hey!Guy 2: Hey.Guy 1: I'm pretty sad, can you give me a joke?Guy 2: Sure! Knock Knock.Guy 1: Who's there?Guy 2: Disco.Guy 1: Disco who?Guy 2: Disconnected.'Your conversational partner has been disconnected.'Guy 1: ... 0 0 0