Knock-knock jokes

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knock knock
who’s there?
depression…
that’s my best friend.

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
My life
My life who?
My life is depressing…

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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
knock knock
Who’s there!
Not Sarah.

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The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no веll prize.

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knock knock
who’s there?
Depression medicine and therapy
GO AWAY!

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Knock Knock!
Who’s their?
It’s Dave!
Dave Who?
*Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DАММIТ open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' around the mountain when she comes!

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think the keys are in there.

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As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sеx for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren’t too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.
Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife’s bedroom door.
“KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!”
Husband: “Guess whom?”
Wife: “I know who it is!”
Husband: “Guess what I want?”
Wife: “I know what you want!”
Husband: “Guess what I’m knocking with!!”

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It's cold outside.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet.

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Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Oh forget it, it is pointless.

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Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no веll prize.

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