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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book lately!

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One-Liner Jokes Knock-knock jokes

I was a real duммy when I was a little girl. I have an older sister who was a genius. Once a week, my mother would take us to the library, and my sister would get to the check-out, and she'd have 'From Our House to Bauhaus,'
'German Architecture of the 1920s,'
'Taoist Poetry' and 'The Sun Also Sets.' And then my little stack of books would be like 'Jokes, Jokes and More Jokes,'
'Puns, Puns and More Puns,'
'More Knock-Knock Jokes Than You Could Shake a Stick At.'

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Kids Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock knock.
Whose there?
“Doorbell repair man“

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Men jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amaryllis.
Amaryllis who?
Amaryllis state agent. Wanna buy a house?

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Knock-knock jokes

Me: Why did the Pizza Delivery guy cross the rode?
Friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No to delivery pizza to the hideous girl on the other side!
Friend: ...
Me: Knock Knock!
Friend: Who's there!?
Me: The Pizza Delivery guy!

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes Knock-knock jokes

German pilots have a really poor taste in jokes:
Knock, knock.
Nothing.
Knock, knock.
Crash.

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News and Politics Jokes Knock-knock jokes Aviation Jokes Pilot Jokes

Son: Dad, will you remember me in 5 years?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 year?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 6 months?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 month?
Dad: Yes
Son 1 week?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 5 days?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 5 hours?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 hour?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 30 minutes?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 minute?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 second?
Dad: Yes.
Son: Knock Knock
Dad: Who's there?
Son: See, you forgot me already!!!

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Kids Jokes Knock-knock jokes Dad Jokes

Man:knock knock
Kid:whos there Man:i see you do
Kid:i seee you do who?
Man:my girlfriend!

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Kids Jokes Dirty jokes Men jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes out a bad joke!
Knock Knock,
Who's There?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if i hear another bad joke

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Knock-knock jokes

Why did sally fall of the swing
She had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there
Not sally
What did sally get for Christmas we don't know she didn't open it yet

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Knock knock
Who's there?
It's me wondering why you are not nакеd.
Knock knock
Who's there?
It's me again still wondering why you are not naked

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Knock knock
Whos there
Boo
Boo who
Why are you sad
My wife has cancer

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Dark Humor Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock knock
Whos there?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.

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Knock-knock jokes

Clairvoyant's house:
"Who's there?"
Knock, knock.

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Knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock! Who’s there? King Тuт! King Тuт who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

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Animal Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

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Knock-knock jokes

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms.
Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

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