I was a real duммy when I was a little girl. I have an older sister who was a genius. Once a week, my mother would take us to the library, and my sister would get to the check-out, and she'd have 'From Our House to Bauhaus,''German Architecture of the 1920s,''Taoist Poetry' and 'The Sun Also Sets.' And then my little stack of books would be like 'Jokes, Jokes and More Jokes,''Puns, Puns and More Puns,''More Knock-Knock Jokes Than You Could Shake a Stick At.' 0 0 0
Me: Why did the Pizza Delivery guy cross the rode?Friend: To get to the other side?Me: No to delivery pizza to the hideous girl on the other side!Friend: ...Me: Knock Knock!Friend: Who's there!?Me: The Pizza Delivery guy! 0 0 0
Son: Dad, will you remember me in 5 years?Dad: Yes.Son: 1 year?Dad: Yes.Son: 6 months?Dad: Yes.Son: 1 month?Dad: YesSon 1 week?Dad: Yes.Son: 5 days?Dad: Yes.Son: 5 hours?Dad: Yes.Son: 1 hour?Dad: Yes.Son: 30 minutes?Dad: Yes.Son: 1 minute?Dad: Yes.Son: 1 second?Dad: Yes.Son: Knock KnockDad: Who's there?Son: See, you forgot me already!!! 0 0 0
Knock knockrnWho's there?Woman who?Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this jokeKnock knock.Who's there?Man.Man who?Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke. 25 0 0
Knock, Knock,Who's there?DishesDishes who?Dishes out a bad joke!Knock Knock,Who's There?Ice creamIce cream who?Ice cream if i hear another bad joke 0 0 0
Why did sally fall of the swingShe had no armsKnock knockWho's thereNot sallyWhat did sally get for Christmas we don't know she didn't open it yet 0 0 0
Knock knockWho's there?It's me wondering why you are not nакеd.Knock knockWho's there?It's me again still wondering why you are not naked 0 0 0
Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door. 0 0 0
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms.Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally. 0 0 0