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Dog:
“Tell me joke”
Me:
“No, you won’t understand human jokes”
Dog:
“Ohh sure because humans are so smart and dogs are so dumb”
Me:
“Knock Knock”
Dog “омg someones at the door, brb!”
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Polar.
Polar who?
Polar pants down!
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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex plain later!
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Коск, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suск.
Suck, suск who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My diск; dear!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
Boom!!!
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the keyhole and you'll find out
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
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Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Paul!
Paul who!
Paul light, and gentle, I knock, knock! Open up and snuggle!
I Never break in!
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‘Knock knock.’
‘Who’s there?’
‘Indian.’
‘Indian who?’
‘Indian spice.’
‘Cumin.’
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Existentially.
Existentially, who?
I know what you mean.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mesut.
How may I assist you?
Hahaha, Yeah right.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down -- you looketh tired!
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Knock, Knock...
Who's there?
Eureka!
Eureka who?
Eureka bad, man! Go take a shower!!!
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Knock Knock whose there aneda aneda diск inside me
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe put sunblock on my back?
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Omegle Jokes Be Like:
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Hey.
Guy 1: I'm pretty sad, can you give me a joke?
Guy 2: Sure! Knock Knock.
Guy 1: Who's there?
Guy 2: Disco.
Guy 1: Disco who?
Guy 2: Disconnected.
'Your conversational partner has been disconnected.'
Guy 1: ...
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jamahl, from next door.
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
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Jeff: Im so popular
Bill: Nobody knows who you are
Jeff: YES THEY DO
Bill: knock knock
Jeff: Who's there?
Bill: Jeff Jeff: Jeff who?
Bill: EXACTLY
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