Life Jokes

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It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.

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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

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We are all part of the ultimate statistic - ten out of ten die.

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Next time you wave, use all your fingers.

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Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

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You don't work - you don't have money to live, you work - there's no time to live.

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If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?

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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

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Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs.

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If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages.

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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A procrastinator's work is never done.

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The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."

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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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In my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people.

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The last airline I flew charged for everything. Except for the bad service. That was free.

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Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

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If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place.

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Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places.

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