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Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month.
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I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath.
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There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice.
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I'm selling a parachute - just as new, used only one time, didn't open once.
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Продавам парашут. Ползван веднъж, не е отварян. Леко изцапан! Inserzione giornalistica: Vendesi paracadute. Usato una sola volta. Mai aperto. Piccola macchia. Eladnék egy feleslegessé vált, egyszer használt, még bontatlan ejtőernyőt, kis hibával. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. #### Parachute For Sale #### One parachute for sale. Only ever used once, never opened, has some red stains. From a Toledo Ohio Craigslist: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Prodám padák, jednou použitý, nikdy neotevřený. Zn.: S malou skvrnou. Uåpnet Fallskjerm Selges. Kun brukt en gang.
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I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me.
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People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
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When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?
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I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
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When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?
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Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working.
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Woke up on the ground last night, must have fell asleep​.
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Winter's coming so I'm knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?
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Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare.
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It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
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It's bad luck to be superstitious.
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If I've learned anything in life, it's that not enough people are at a loss for words.
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I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
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Everything becomes 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake someone up.
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I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying
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