From a Toledo Ohio Craigslist:
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Продавам парашут. Ползван веднъж, не е отварян. Леко изцапан! For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. I'm selling a parachute - just as new, used only one time, didn't open once. #### Parachute For Sale #### One parachute for sale. Only ever used once, never opened, has some red stains. Inserzione giornalistica: Vendesi paracadute. Usato una sola volta. Mai aperto. Piccola macchia. Uåpnet Fallskjerm Selges. Kun brukt en gang. Eladnék egy feleslegessé vált, egyszer használt, még bontatlan ejtőernyőt, kis hibával. Prodám padák, jednou použitý, nikdy neotevřený. Zn.: S malou skvrnou.