From a Toledo Ohio Craigslist:
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Продавам парашут. Ползван веднъж, не е отварян. Леко изцапан! Inserzione giornalistica: Vendesi paracadute. Usato una sola volta. Mai aperto. Piccola macchia. Eladnék egy feleslegessé vált, egyszer használt, még bontatlan ejtőernyőt, kis hibával. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. I'm selling a parachute - just as new, used only one time, didn't open once. #### Parachute For Sale #### One parachute for sale. Only ever used once, never opened, has some red stains. Prodám padák, jednou použitý, nikdy neotevřený. Zn.: S malou skvrnou. Uåpnet Fallskjerm Selges. Kun brukt en gang.