Love Jokes

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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

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Love Jokes

It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours.

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All I'm saying is there's a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them...

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Love Jokes

I asked my heart, "Why can't I sleep tonight? Could I possibly be in love with someone?"
My heart replied, "Don't act like you are in love with anyone, it's because you slept in the afternoon."

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I am probably single.... Because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008

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I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.

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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

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I romantically looked at my girlfriend and said to her, "Love is in the air."
Apparently, she didn't agree. "No, that's pollen."

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Have a girl that everyone else dreams about, but don't dream about a girl that everyone else has.

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Love Jokes

Question: What did the bride give to the groom that loves onions?
Answer: Onion Ring!

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Love Jokes

What makes you think this is my first time?

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Love Jokes

Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is.

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Love Jokes

A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly.

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Love Jokes

Guy goes to top of the mountain and screams, "I LOVE YOU!"
He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it.
Echo replies,
"I have a boyfriend!"

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Love Jokes

There is 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you I LOVE YOU.

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Love Jokes

Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good sсrеw to fix it.

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Love Jokes

A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses - medicine.

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Love Jokes

Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.

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Jokes about Women Love Jokes

If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife.

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Jokes about Women Love Jokes

I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they'd come get him.

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