Love Jokes

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Girl:
"Will you love me after marriage, also?"
Boy:
"I think that'll depend on your husband."

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Marriage and Family Jokes Love Jokes

If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Love Jokes

Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Love Jokes

Sеx without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty dамn good.

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Sex Jokes Love Jokes

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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Men jokes Love Jokes

Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.

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Men jokes Love Jokes

A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him.

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Love Jokes

Woman: Do you love me?
Man: Yes, dear.
Woman: Would you die for me?
Man: No... mine is an undying love.

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Love Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is sсrеwing her.

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Jokes about Women Love Jokes

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Love Jokes

A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.

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Jokes about Women Love Jokes

Men, if you have met your dream girl, materialize her.

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Men jokes Love Jokes

I said to my neighbor, "You'd better let your shutters down, because yesterday I saw you making love with your wife."
"Haha, you idiот," he replied. "I wasn't even home yesterday."

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Love Jokes

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

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Love Jokes

A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!”
“Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband.
“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.”

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Wine jokes Love Jokes

Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love.

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Love Jokes

You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave.

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Love Jokes

An iron rule of a leader - make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first.

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Love Jokes

Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside... Break their bones because they have 206 of them.

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Love Jokes

The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

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Love Jokes