Men vs Women Jokes

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Q: What has 75 ваlls and screws old ladies?
A: Bingo.

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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get hоrny?"
The second old lady replies, "I suск a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

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One day Adam and Eve notice God...
One day Adam and Eve notice God standing before them, holding a bag.
"Hi, God. What's in the bag?" asked Eve.
"These are a couple of things that were left over from creation that I thought you two would be interested in." God rummages around in the bag a moment. "Okay who wants to be able to рее standing up?"
Adam immediately puts his hand up in the air, waving frantically. "Me! Me! Me! Oh, oh, PLEASE, God, let me have it! Just think of how much more work I could get done in the fields if I could рее standing up! And it would help so much when I'm out hunting! Oh, please, please, please let me have it!"
"Well, all right," says God. "Now, let's see what we have for you, Eve." God rummages about a bit more in the bag.
"Ah, right. Multiple оrgаsмs."

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What is the difference between a pickpocket and a gynecologist?
A pickpocket snatches watches and a gynecologist watches snatches.

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Men vs Women Jokes Gynecology Jokes

Q: What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a рrоsтiтuте?
A: A two-ton pick-up.

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Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal.

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These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry. Dejected, he turned and walked away.
The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named Penny. The guy hung his head, turned and walked away.
The husband of the third couple waiting in line, overheard both conversations and said, Come on, Fаnny, he's not going to let us in either.

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Q: What's hairy on the outside, wet on inside, starts with a "c" and ends in a "t'?
A: A coconut - and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Q: What has a hard dome and sticks out of a man's pajamas?
A: His head.

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If a man says something in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

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Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viаgrа.The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!

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Men vs Women Jokes Viagra jokes

Rodeo...
What is a Rodeofuck? You start by sсrеwing your wife doggie-style, then you put your hands on her shoulders then whisper in her ear that her sister is a better lay than her. Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.

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Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?
A: A blonde trying to burn it down

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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has РМS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in воdily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

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Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.

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Q: What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
A: Her feet.

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Practice safe sеx, fellas, whatever what you do.
I'm gonna go a step beyond that - practice good sеx. Women will appreciate that. Practice good sеx. You know it's some unsafe sеx if you don't do a good job and you try to go to sleep. Women'll be like, 'If there's a way I could кill this fool. I have not been pleased. Where's my knife at?'

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What's 69 plus 69?
Dinner for 4.

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What kind of math don't they teach in school?
How to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

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Men vs Women Jokes School Jokes