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Q: What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?
A: Grandpa.

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A distraught woman goes to her gynecologist. When the doctor asks her what is wrong, she says, "Remember the hormones you gave me? Well, look what happened!"
She unbuttons her blouse and reveals her chest, completely covered with hair. The doctor is aghast. He says, "I've never seen anything like this. How far down does it go?"
She says, "All the way down to my реnis! And that's the other thing we have to talk about!"

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Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
A: Artificial intelligence.

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Love and Неrреs?
Q: What's the difference between love and hеrреs?
A: Неrреs lasts forever.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?
A: Dead.

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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios?
A: "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"

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Q: What do you call a маsтurватing bull?
A: Beef Strokinoff.

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Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
A: Artifical intelligence.

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Q: What has 75 ваlls and screws old ladies?
A: Bingo.

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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get hоrny?"
The second old lady replies, "I suск a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

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One day Adam and Eve notice God...
One day Adam and Eve notice God standing before them, holding a bag.
"Hi, God. What's in the bag?" asked Eve.
"These are a couple of things that were left over from creation that I thought you two would be interested in." God rummages around in the bag a moment. "Okay who wants to be able to рее standing up?"
Adam immediately puts his hand up in the air, waving frantically. "Me! Me! Me! Oh, oh, PLEASE, God, let me have it! Just think of how much more work I could get done in the fields if I could рее standing up! And it would help so much when I'm out hunting! Oh, please, please, please let me have it!"
"Well, all right," says God. "Now, let's see what we have for you, Eve." God rummages about a bit more in the bag.
"Ah, right. Multiple оrgаsмs."

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What is the difference between a pickpocket and a gynecologist?
A pickpocket snatches watches and a gynecologist watches snatches.

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Q: What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a рrоsтiтuте?
A: A two-ton pick-up.

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Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal.

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These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry. Dejected, he turned and walked away.
The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named Penny. The guy hung his head, turned and walked away.
The husband of the third couple waiting in line, overheard both conversations and said, Come on, Fаnny, he's not going to let us in either.

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Q: What's hairy on the outside, wet on inside, starts with a "c" and ends in a "t'?
A: A coconut - and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Q: What has a hard dome and sticks out of a man's pajamas?
A: His head.

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If a man says something in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

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Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viаgrа.The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!

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