Η μοιρασιά
Господ се обърнал към Адам и Ева с въпросът:
Pan Bóg pyta Adama i Ewę: - Kto chce sikać na stojąco? - Ja
Adam en Eva hangen rond in het paradijs als God met een grote doos op bezoek komt. “Ik heb nog een paar vaardigheden te vergeven
Dupa ce Dumnezeu i-a creat pe Adam si Eva le spuse: - Imi mai raman doar doua haruri. Unul este arta de a face pipi din picioare si... - Eu!!! Eu!!! Eu!!! Eu!!! eu il vreau
Adam en Eva staan samen met god te praten dan vraagt god: Wie wil er staant kunnen plassen? Adam: Ik Ik! God: Dan krijgt Eva het meervoudige orgasme.
One day Adam and Eve notice God standing before them, holding a bag.
"Hi, God. What's in the bag?" asked Eve.
"These are a couple of things that were left over from creation that I thought you two would be interested in." God rummages around in the bag a moment. "Okay who wants to be able to рее standing up?"
Adam immediately puts his hand up in the air, waving frantically. "Me! Me! Me! Oh, oh, PLEASE, God, let me have it! Just think of how much more work I could get done in the fields if I could рее standing up! And it would help so much when I'm out hunting! Oh, please, please, please let me have it!"
"Well, all right," says God. "Now, let's see what we have for you, Eve." God rummages about a bit more in the bag.
"Ah, right. Multiple оrgаsмs."