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Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
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Why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army- because he was romin around during war
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What did the Army Solider say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand
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What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts
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My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
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Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
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The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
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What military branch does a pirate join?
The Arrrrrrrrmy
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Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks.
Private Tax Return,
Major Embarrassment,
Chief Petty Officer,
General Incompetence.
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Donald Trump Jokes Military Jokes
I'll agree: Donald Trump isn't the same as Нiтlеr...
Hitler served in the army
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How can you tell if someone was in the military?
Give them 5 minutes and they'll tell you themselves.
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Camouflage training at the military
Captain: I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY JOHNSON!!
Johnson: Thank you sir!
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Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle?
Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*
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Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies?
Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.
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Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid?
To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.
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If you ask my son why he joined the Army he will proudly tell you he joined to military to кill people.
He's a terrible doctor.
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I asked my veteran friend what the first ranking is in the military, but I couldn't get a straight answer.
He just kept telling me it's private.
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So the US Military dropped a 22,000 lb bomb on ISIS today.
That moves Amy Shumer's special to the second spot for largest bomb for the year.
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I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like!
[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.
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