Mother's Day Jokes

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This mothers day, Men all around were criticized for not calling their mothers on such an important day.
But me, I thought of the best way to get out of such a mess.
Heres how the beginning of the Monday after Mothers Day went for me:
Mother:
"You know Mike, I was thinking and out of all my sons, you never called me on Mothers Day!"
Me:
"You know Mom, I was thinking, and out of all my mothers, you never called me on SON-day!"
Something like this is bound to make her smile and forget, worked with my Mom!

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Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.

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What did the momma say to the foal?
It’s pasture bedtime

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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!

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What did the digital clock say to its mother?
“Look, Ma! No hands!

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What do you call a small mother?
A Minimum

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The mother loved the picture frame her five-year-old son bought her for Mother’s Day.

She found a photograph of him and replaced the cat photo that came with it.

The son then became upset. "Why are you putting a picture of me in there? I bought you the picture of the cat!"

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I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers’ day.
“Nothing!” he said. “Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why can’t we have a Son Day?”
We do mate, it comes after Saturday.

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The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife…
Thank you, Mom. Happy Mother’s Day!

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Her love makes my world go round.

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My Mum doesn’t use Facebook.
How will she know it’s Mother’s Day?

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A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day.
For some reason the mother was unusually quiet.
Finally the husband asked what was wrong.
“Nothing,” said the woman.
Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?”
“Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you.
I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’s Day, you don’t even tell me so much as “Thank you.”
“Why should I?” he said. “Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father’s Day gift.”
“Yes,” she said, “but I’m their real mother.”

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