Music and Musician Jokes

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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
A: For fingеring a minor.

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Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A:
"Wrap" music!

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
A: Elfis!

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Q: What did the Nickelback fаn say to the other Nickelback fаn when they ran out of wееd?
A: Man, this music suскs.

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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.

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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.

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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?
Hoe-Down.

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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What?
To soon?

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When you have a man staring at a nакеd Рlаyвоy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!

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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"

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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide?
He didn't even leave a note.

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Yo Momma's so sтuрid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.

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I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it!
You never know when you might need a nail.

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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...
So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

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Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers.
Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room.
"Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.
"I've always been a big fаn of Chopin," said Bruce.
"I'll play him."
"And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg.
"Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly.
"And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"I'll be Bach," said Arnie.

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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whоrе for a hug.

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What's a соw's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!

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