Nationality - Page 9

If you persecute somebody just because they might look a little different, then you are no better than our country's founding fathers.

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Nationality Jokes

Everybody knows black people can't swim. If we could, we wouldn't be here.

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Nationality Jokes

I guarantee it -- if you go deep into the heart of the Amazon jungle, you will stumble upon a tribe of previously undiscovered Irish people with sticks and tin whistles and big, hairy ears, whose only words are 'Ah, go on, you'll have a drink. You'll have one.'

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Nationality Jokes

I'm writing a movie. It's a horror movie. It's about black people, designed to scare white people. It's called 'Black Men: Employed.'

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Nationality Jokes Men jokes

I love NBA basketball. It's my favorite black show on television.

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Nationality Jokes

Everybody's into rap. White folks love rap, right? Rap, rock, blues... White folks love everything about black culture, except the blacks.

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Nationality Jokes

The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

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Nationality Jokes Dirty jokes

The national vegetation cross-breeding championship was underway, and a couple of ladies were perusingall of the edible fare that were exhibited.
"Look at these strange vegetables," remarked Sally. "Peas cross-bred with carrots, broccoli with corn; how unusual the way they look when farmers do this to our food."
"What are the chances that food as strange looking as these are okay to eat?" asked Mary.
"I think the odds are pretty good," said Sally.
"Well, I think the GOODS are pretty odd." Mary replied. "I'll pass!"

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Nationality Jokes Food Jokes

The National Game warden put out a warning to all hikers in his area. Warning that they should wear small bells on their boots so not to startle the bears. To distinguish the grizzly bear the notice read-- small bears droppings are small with nut and berries in it. Grizzly bear droppings are much larger with nuts and berries and little tiny bells in it.

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Nationality Jokes Animal Jokes

Cocktail lounge, Norway:
"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
On an Athi River highway:
"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
In a City restaurant:
"Open seven days a week and weekends.
Hotel, Japan:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous russian and soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except thursday."
Taken from a menu, Poland:
"Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten in the country people's fashion."
Supermarket, Hong Kong:
"For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."
From the "Soviet Weekly":
"There will be a moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 soviet republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years."
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
"If this is your first visit to moscow, you are welcome to it."
A laundry in Rome:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

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Nationality Jokes Hotel Jokes

I was walking past a newsstand today and I saw the National Enquirer, and the headline said, 'Rosie O'Donnell Breaks the Final Barrier and Tells her Kids She's a Lеsвiаn.' And that headline fascinated me because I never knew Rosie O'Donnell's kids were blind and deaf.

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Nationality Jokes Kids Jokes Dirty jokes

How do you know when you're in burning Roman phase? When gladiator shows are really big on TV -- isn't that a warning sign?

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Nationality Jokes

My grandmother watches Spanish news, the news called 'Premier Impacto.' If you've never seen this news, this is the most gangster news on TV. You know how you know it's different from all the other news? The reporter gets there while the сriме is still in progress.

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News and Politics Jokes Nationality Jokes

I had one boss who used to say to me, 'I don't see color. I don't care if you're white, black or purple.' Purple? Really? You don't care if someone's purple? 'Cause that's gonna set off some alarm bells for me.

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White people will go anywhere. They don't care. It's like, 'C'mon, let's go! It'll be fun!' See, black people, we can't just roll out like that, man. We gotta ask questions before we go, like, 'Is there gonna be a lot of cops up there?'

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Nationality Jokes Men jokes

I have no problem with illegal immigration in this country, except for the fact that they don't serve on jury duty. That's horse sh*t. It should be the other way around -- they should serve exclusively on jury duty. Then it finally would be a jury of one's own peers. It's not a stereotype if it's always true; then it becomes law.

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Nationality Jokes

Talk to each other, that's how you do it. We talk to each other, and we ask each other questions. They might be awkward questions, but that's how you get the ball rolling. Like, you can say, 'Hey white man, how come you're so tense and afraid?' Then he can say, 'Hey black man, how'd you get into my apartment?'

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Nationality Jokes Men jokes

I want to take one of those English as a Second Language courses -- just go in and вlоw everybody away on the first day.

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Nationality Jokes

Out of nowhere she tells me that Oliver Stone -- you know, the director -- she's like, 'He has this huge Asian fetish, and I find it totally offensive.' And I'm like, 'Why, Kwan? That sounds awesome.' She's like, 'I'm offended because I'm Asian.' And I was just like, 'Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't even notice that. I thought you were just really tired.'

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My family actually had an intervention. They were like, 'Hey, listen, we're Irish Catholic. What's this quitting sh*t? You're breaking your father's heart. Your sister's getting married in two weeks. There's an open bar. Cut the sh*t.'

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Nationality Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes