Nationality - Page 8

Michael Jackson did a tour in Ethiopia. He's in Ethiopia, singing to the Ethiopians, 'Sing with Michael, side to side, hee hee hee!' And these Ethiopians are looking at Michael Jackson, thinking, 'Look at that fат ваsтаrd.'

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The British don't want to be embarrassed about anything. They could have their pants around their ankles, and they're going, 'Do you feel a draft?'

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If I was in charge, I would not have the Olympics in our country anymore. Don't let the whole world come here and see our stuff. It just рissеs them off.

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The National Health are considering the use of untested new drugs in their fight against aggressive cancer.
Patient groups have said “This is TOTALLY unacceptable.”
Impatient groups said “Fсuкing hurry up.”

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An indian man was walking down the road when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell to the ground. And ambulance was called and within minutes the ambulance arrived. The victim was taken into the ambulance and it sped off. In the ambulance the victim being a religious man started to repeat "hari om, hari hom, ari om"
The ambulance drove as fast as it could siren sounding and lights flashing. Finally it arrived! They took the victim down and pushed him to the door and rang the doorbell. A woman appeared and was shocked to see her husband on stretcher and inquired what happened. The medical officer explained what happened to her. She screamed," why didn't you take him to the hospital!?"
The medical officer explained, " we tried too but he kept repeating "hurry home hurry home hurry home'. So we took him right to his home.'
The wife was furious and exclaimed, "you idiот! He was praying our hindu prayer "hari om hari om!'

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Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy -- if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.

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I think my favorite hero from that era would have to be Rosa Parks. I love her, and she has been a huge source of inspiration in my life, basically because she was able to galvanize an entire nation simply by not getting up.

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White people, let me here you say 'Okey-dokey.' Let me here you say, 'E-I-E-I-O.' Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

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White people, don't be embarrassed, because we have a show that makes us feel the same way -- it's called the news.

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Black people love 'The Price is Right.' Don't we love 'The Price is Right'? A nеgrо might not know how to read, but he knows how much Rice-a-Roni costs.

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I went to a speciality shop to buy a вrа for my wife
The clerk said he needed to know something about her before making a suggestion for instance: We have a Presbyterian вrа that is firm and supportive. We have the Salvation Army вrа that is warm and uplifting.
The clerk asked me do you understand? I said yes she is Jewish, small busted and always finding fault with me.
You need the Jewish вrа. It makes mountains out of mole hills

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Remember Kunta Kinte on 'Roots'? He was a black warrior. He wasn't going to take their names, he took an аss-whupping. He was -- Kunta. Then, one day I came home -- I was like 13, 14 -- and I turned on PBS, and Kunta Kinte was on the 'Reading Rainbow.'

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I know we are all gutted about not hosting the World Cup, but at least we will get to see the Qatar national football team! The commentary is going to be amazing:
Muhammad passes to Muhammed who gives a glorious through ball to Muhammad, Muhammad shoots, Muhammad scores. The crowd explode with excitement!
52,000 people die in that explosion.

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What a lot of people don't know is that a lot of those songs was like codes and messages, you know? Like 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot' was, like, 'Swing low, 'cause the Underground Railroad is coming.' There was probably some slaves who probably tried to write spirituals but just really wasn't that good at concealing the message. It'd be like, 'Hey, Rascals, I hear you been working on a spiritual. Won't you sing it for everybody?'
'Alright, master. Oh, tonight at 8:30/Gonna get some shovels and bash white folk in the head/What time?/8:30/Do what?/Gonna кill white folk.'

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We don't have any good black leaders anymore... We don't have no Martin Luther King anymore, no Malcolm X. The last good black leader we had was Public Enemy.

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The father of the bride was my cousin, Sal. Sal was in the construction business, and that's all we say.

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Being the third generation, I feel all-American, you know? I feel like baseball and apple pie, but I realize I look like nachos and cockfighting.

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I think all you white people should be called 'white' -- follow me now -- and I think all people of color should be called 'wheat.' See, this will be perfect because I like the idea of me being nutritious. That's an n-word I can live with.

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There is one group of white guys who does have it rough, and that's the American white guys in the NBA. 'Cause the good jobs are going to the Eastern Europeans now, and these guys don't mess around. You cannot intimidate a Croatian with street ball. He's been dodging missiles -- elbows are nothing.

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We have all these Cuban refugees who swam here from Cuba. But how many Cubans are there on the U. S. swim team? It would be so easy -- all you have to do is paint a picture of Florida on either side.

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