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An Israeli author was searching for a book store that would allow him to schedule a booksigning to promote his new novel. Book store after book store refused him with one disapproving commment after the other. Finally, the author seized on the idea that he should contact the specialty stores for his proposed booksigning. He had the idea to contact a feminist book store and his call was screened by the store's assistant manager. Upon insistence, by the author, that he speak directly with the manager; an angry manager took the phone to explain why the author was being refused a booksigning. "IT'S BECAUSE THE HEBREW WORD FOR: SHE!.... IS: HE!" And with those words the author heard a telephone being slammed down loudly, in his ear.

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You couldn't be a racist and live in L. A. You'd be exhausted.

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They cuss their mother out on national TV. Black people, I don't care how thugged out you might think you are, you aren't cussing your mother out nowhere.

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Black folk ain't going to кill over and over and over again, you know what I'm saying? That's too much like work; that's a career.

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Derrick, I'm going to get tan this summer; I'm going to get dark.'
'Oh, not so dark you can't get a job, but dark enough?'

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How much is that doggy in the window?
The one with the waggely tail.
How much is that doggy in the window?
Oh I do hope that doggy’s for sale.
I love the Korean national anthem.

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Of all the people there are least of, we are the biggest of that group.

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I wanna be there when one of these guys snaps, loses it, says the wrong thing at the wrong time -- their subconscious just takes over and he can't help himself:
'Well, that's your 17th win in a row, Tigger -- TIGER!

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I was doing some musical research, and I found out it was actually white people that came up with rap music. Only, they call it square dancing.

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The Japanese prime minister came out a couple months ago and said all Americans are lazy and overpaid. Yeah, is that a bad thing? That's why we live here.

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Pulls me over, he goes, 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' I go, 'Because I was speeding?' He goes, 'Nope, because you're black. Don't you read the papers?'

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1. Yo mama so fат she sits on both sides of the family!
2. Yo mama so fат the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!
3. Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells "Taxi!"
4. Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!" 5. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King whyle

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Superman was Italian. Oh, sure he was. I'll give you the proof. What happens whenever there's trouble? What does he do? Runs to a phone booth and makes one phone call.

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They invented a dance where they wouldn't spill their drinks is what they did.

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Remember 'E. T.'? Long-necked, big-eyed alien comes to this country, and they want to keep him here. How come when our illegal aliens come, they want to send them right back?

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Don't orange alert me. We don't know what orange alert is. If you're going to alert me, make me do stuff. 'Lock your top lock' -- I'm all over that. 'Fill your tub with water' -- excellent. But don't mention duct tape to me, because that's weird. That tells me you don't know what's going on.

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This country would suск without black people. Football would be all slow.

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Q.: What's the difference between Germans who are computer illiterate and Germans who are computer whizzes?
A.: In Germany, computer illiterates say, "Guten Tag," whereas, computer whizzes say, "Guten Toggle."

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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?

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While being transported to basic training, a new enlistee of the Air National Guard accidentally opened a parachute in the rear of the C-47.
The plane was piloted by a major and a captain, and the new enlistee felt intimidated as he opened the cockpit door to confess what he had done.
Expecting to be severely chastised, he was surprised by the captain's calm response. "Well, son," he said,
"If this plane goes down, that chute is yours."

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