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Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your diск off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your соск off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

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The other day I'm driving down the freeway in L.A., I cut a guy off by accident. This guy goes out of his way to weave through traffic, gets right up next to me and goes, 'Hey pal, why don't you go back to Africa?' You know, like there's a bridge at the end of the 10 freeway.

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Nationality Jokes Africa Jokes

An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan." Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Car very fast, made in Japan." When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, "Meter very fast, made in India."

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Nationality Jokes Men jokes Hotel Jokes Cowboys and Indians Jokes Japanese Jokes

How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.

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Nationality Jokes Prison Jokes

An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station when he notices he isn't wearing his watch. A Mexican man is resting under a sombrero under a nearby tree. The American approaches the Mexican and asks, "Excuse me, do you know what time is?" The Mexican looks at the donkey, grabs its ваlls, and replies, "4:30." The American asks, "How do you know that?" The Mexican replies, "Well you get a handful of the donkeys ваlls and lift them up so you can see that clock across the street."

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Nationality Jokes Animal Jokes Men jokes American Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving!

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Nationality Jokes

Q: Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
A: I-ran

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Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining."
"I can't, Мiск, it's got holes in it."
"Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?"
"I didn't think it would rain."

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Nationality Jokes Men jokes

1.Yo mama so fат she sits on both sides of the family!
2.Yo mama so fат the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!
3.Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells ''Taxi!''
4.Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!"
5.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
6.Last time I saw something as ugly as yo mama, I pinned a tail on it
7.Yo mama so sтuрid she can't even read with an audio book!
8.Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate contains an apology letter!
9.Yo mama so fат that when she fell in love, she broke it!
10.Yo mama so fат she can't even stop to a conclusion!
11.Yo mama so fат her nickname is "DАМN!"
12.Yo mama so fат she was born on the 4th, 5th, and 6th of June!
13.Yo mama so fат she doesn't eat with a fork... she eats with a forklift!

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Nationality Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

What do French fries do when they meet?
They ketchup.

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The American salute start’s with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute.
The French salute starts your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being веnт over with a camel tongue in your аss.

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Where were the first French Fries made?
In Greece.

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An Israeli author was searching for a book store that would allow him to schedule a booksigning to promote his new novel. Book store after book store refused him with one disapproving commment after the other. Finally, the author seized on the idea that he should contact the specialty stores for his proposed booksigning. He had the idea to contact a feminist book store and his call was screened by the store's assistant manager. Upon insistence, by the author, that he speak directly with the manager; an angry manager took the phone to explain why the author was being refused a booksigning. "IT'S BECAUSE THE HEBREW WORD FOR: SHE!.... IS: HE!" And with those words the author heard a telephone being slammed down loudly, in his ear.

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Nationality Jokes

You couldn't be a racist and live in L. A. You'd be exhausted.

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Nationality Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

They cuss their mother out on national TV. Black people, I don't care how thugged out you might think you are, you aren't cussing your mother out nowhere.

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Black folk ain't going to кill over and over and over again, you know what I'm saying? That's too much like work; that's a career.

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Derrick, I'm going to get tan this summer; I'm going to get dark.'
'Oh, not so dark you can't get a job, but dark enough?'

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How much is that doggy in the window?
The one with the waggely tail.
How much is that doggy in the window?
Oh I do hope that doggy’s for sale.
I love the Korean national anthem.

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Nationality Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Of all the people there are least of, we are the biggest of that group.

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I wanna be there when one of these guys snaps, loses it, says the wrong thing at the wrong time -- their subconscious just takes over and he can't help himself:
'Well, that's your 17th win in a row, Tigger -- TIGER!

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