Nationality - Page 7

An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station when he notices he isn't wearing his watch. A Mexican man is resting under a sombrero under a nearby tree. The American approaches the Mexican and asks, "Excuse me, do you know what time is?" The Mexican looks at the donkey, grabs its ваlls, and replies, "4:30." The American asks, "How do you know that?" The Mexican replies, "Well you get a handful of the donkeys ваlls and lift them up so you can see that clock across the street."

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How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.

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An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan." Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Car very fast, made in Japan." When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, "Meter very fast, made in India."

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The other day I'm driving down the freeway in L.A., I cut a guy off by accident. This guy goes out of his way to weave through traffic, gets right up next to me and goes, 'Hey pal, why don't you go back to Africa?' You know, like there's a bridge at the end of the 10 freeway.

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Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your diск off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your соск off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

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Herds of elephants from all over Africa were summoned to a meeting in the jungle, as their national leader took his place on the stage, one of the African elephants trumpeted impatiently: “Come on, tell us what this is all about. We’re all ears.”

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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

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One day a black white and Asian got arrested but the cop said if u can say green pink and yellow in a sentence, then u won't go to jail.
The black didn't know what to say so he went to jail.
The white said "well white guys are pink....." but the cop said wrong order so he went to jail.
So the Asian guy said "well the phone go Green green so i pink up the phone and say yellow"

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I live in Bakersfield, California. At least it's not Barstow, a city that owes its existence to the fact that people traveling to Las Vegas needed a place to stop and take a sh*t. There was a toilet and they built a city around it.

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How do Germans tie their shoes? With little knot-sies!

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Yo mama so fат the National Hurricane Center named each of her farts.

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Q: Does Britain have a 4th of July?
A: Yes, and a 5th and a 6th too

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Q: If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?
A: You don't bury survivors.

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Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.

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A guy calls into a radio station and he says he has a joke for the DJ. The DJ goes, “Alright, let's hear it.”
The guy goes, “What has a 2 inch реnis and hangs down?”
The DJ says, “I dunno, what?”
The guy says, “A bat. What has a 12 inch реnis and hangs up?”
The DJ replies, “I dunno, what?” Next thing the DJ hears is a dial tone.

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Раddy Englishman, Раddy Scotchman and Раddy Irishman come across a magic slide. The slide operator tells them when they slide down, whatever they shout out for is what they will land in at the bottom. Раddy Englishman goes first and yells "Gold!" and lands in gold. Раddy Scotsman goes next and screams "Silver!" so he lands in silver. Раddy Irishman looks down the slide and, being afraid of heights, closes his eyes and jumps, crying out "OH SH*T!"

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Q: Why is North Korea not as fun as South Korea?
A: Because it has no Seoul.

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Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings!

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A Brazilian, a Frenchman, and a Nigerian were in a plane. The pilot told them that they have to jump out of the plane when they find their country. The Brazilian jumped out when he saw the Сhrisт the Redeemer statue. The Frenchman jumped out when he saw the Eiffel Tower. When it was the Nigerian's turn the pilot asked, "When will you jump?" The Nigerian put his hand outside the plane window. When he brought it back in, his watch was gone. He said, "Ah, we've reached my country."

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Q: If you go into the toilet American and you come out of the toilet American, what are you while you're on the toilet?
A: European.

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