Nationality Jokes

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English:
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
French:
Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non.
Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?”
“Sous mon banc,” il répond.

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English: It’s the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée !”

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What do you call your angry french aunt
A crossaunt

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*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

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What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!

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After an explosion at a French cheese factory…
All that was left was De Brie

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How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it

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I’ve just got first place in a national bullshitting competition.
Well, I actually came 12th.
To be honest, there wasn’t even a competition.

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Did you know that French fries aren’t from France? There cooked in Greece.

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I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, “Wii!”

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And that concludes your French оrаl. You can put your trousers back up and I’ll see you on Monday

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Why do French like to eat snails so much?
They can’t stand fast food.

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Where were the first French Fries made?
In Greece.

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The American salute start’s with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute.
The French salute starts your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being веnт over with a camel tongue in your аss.

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What do French fries do when they meet?
They ketchup.

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Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining."
"I can't, Мiск, it's got holes in it."
"Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?"
"I didn't think it would rain."

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Nationality Jokes Men jokes

Q: Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
A: I-ran

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Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving!

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Why are french fries rude

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A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation?
German: No, no, no, just visiting.

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