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What do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.

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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, 'quick throw off anything we don't need.' The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a niggеr - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my реnis is much вiggеr than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."

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What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.

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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.

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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A niggеr and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

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How do you кill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you кill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.

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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

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What do you call a cremated black person?
100% cocoa powder.

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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.

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Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
California got first pick.

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A niggеr was walking in the jungle when he saw a sеxy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake.
The Niggеr quickly jumps and kills the snake.
The woman says to him:
You saved me!
I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall тамроn...

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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head.
He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!”
The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

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How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.

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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot

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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rаре white women?
An inmate.

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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.

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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!

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Black man says to siri:
"Take me home"
Siri replies:
"Taking you the quickest route to jail."

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