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One-Liner Jokes

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Last week I met a nervous flea
He gets his sleep in snatches.

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You were born a winner you were the fastest sperm

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A lot of people have a bucket list of 50 things they wanna do in there lifetime.
I just have one, and that's to forget the 50 that I did!!!

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I changed my reference to the bathroom from John to Jim...
Sounds much more impressive saying I went to the "Jim" this morning.

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I made a HUGE mistake… I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub she looked at me and she instantly knew I've been lying to her for years.

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What Birds Go To Church?
Bird Of Pray!

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What runs but does not jump?
A tap.

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I really miss not being able to slam the phone down on people. Violently pressing the “End Call” button just doesn’t quite have the same effect.

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“Does a man-eating shark eat women too?”

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Roses are for passion
Violets are for grace
I have two fists
One belongs in your face

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I only thought of you once today, I just never stopped.

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The Titanic and films are quite similar. When it reaches a violent, unexpected peak, you just get that sinking feeling.

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I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons.

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Daffy Nishun
Woman ~ (n.) Wu • mun
…
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A life support system for a pussy

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?.
He wanted to be a polyunsaturated!

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I bet you I could stop gambling.

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B*tch that smile is as fake as ur тiтs.

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That mmoent you mqke a post and u relise that u speled half the words rong and u lok sтuрid.

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Dora thinks she's cute showing off her belly button! Sluт.

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I hate Circles, their pointless

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