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One-Liner Jokes

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Marriage is like a railroad sign… first you stop, then you look, and then you listen.

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Marriage and Family Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How is it truly possible to have a "civil" war?

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One-Liner Jokes Military Jokes

My Cousin Ronny was born with no eyelids, so the doctors had to use his fоrеsкin to create some. They said he would be alright, he is just a little cockeyed!

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same.

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One-Liner Jokes

Last week I met a nervous flea
He gets his sleep in snatches.

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You were born a winner you were the fastest sperm

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One-Liner Jokes

A lot of people have a bucket list of 50 things they wanna do in there lifetime.
I just have one, and that's to forget the 50 that I did!!!

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One-Liner Jokes

I changed my reference to the bathroom from John to Jim...
Sounds much more impressive saying I went to the "Jim" this morning.

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I made a HUGE mistake… I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub she looked at me and she instantly knew I've been lying to her for years.

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One-Liner Jokes

What Birds Go To Church?
Bird Of Pray!

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One-Liner Jokes

What runs but does not jump?
A tap.

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One-Liner Jokes

I really miss not being able to slam the phone down on people. Violently pressing the “End Call” button just doesn’t quite have the same effect.

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One-Liner Jokes

“Does a man-eating shark eat women too?”

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Jokes about Women Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

Roses are for passion
Violets are for grace
I have two fists
One belongs in your face

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One-Liner Jokes

I only thought of you once today, I just never stopped.

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One-Liner Jokes

The Titanic and films are quite similar. When it reaches a violent, unexpected peak, you just get that sinking feeling.

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I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons.

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One-Liner Jokes

Daffy Nishun
Woman ~ (n.) Wu • mun
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A life support system for a pussy

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?.
He wanted to be a polyunsaturated!

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I bet you I could stop gambling.

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One-Liner Jokes