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One-Liner Jokes

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For Christmas last year I got a sweater... This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter.

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Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes

This lady in the shopping centre is staring at me like she’s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.

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One-Liner Jokes

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?
To Palm Beach.

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Instead of a selfie, you should take a someone elsie.

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One-Liner Jokes

Q. What happened after the two bullets got married?
A. They had a little BB!

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Marriage and Family Jokes One-Liner Jokes

My wife made me join a bridge club… …
…
I jump off next Tuesday.

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Is there such a thing as a rhetorical answer?

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Yawning is your bodies way of saying 20% battery remaining.

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One-Liner Jokes

I'm trying to have makeup sеx but the god dамn lipstick keeps breaking off inside me.

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God Jokes Sex Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The cheapest way to have your family tree traced is to run for a public office.

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Office and Work Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Kickass this if you like titties

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I have no problem giving credit when credit is due.
It’s giving payment when payment is due that I seem to struggle with.

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One-Liner Jokes

Life is like a fаrт. It comes and goes away.

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One-Liner Jokes

Wouldn't the world be a better place if some people used a GLUE STICK instead of LIP GLOSS?

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One-Liner Jokes

Last night I had a dream that I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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One-Liner Jokes

Why are hairdressers so well paid?
Because they have lots of fringe benefits.

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One-Liner Jokes

Red Bull and Vоdка. Because you want to be wide awake for this mistake.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes One-Liner Jokes

As you slide down the Banister of Life, also pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way.

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One-Liner Jokes

Q. Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate.

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One-Liner Jokes

I just bought a соndом. I mean, yeah I know I'm a virgin and I have no "specials plans."
BUT I got it for half price.
Score.

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One-Liner Jokes