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A man was going bald and told his friends he was going to get a rabbit tattooed on his head as it was a lot cheaper than an implant or a toupée.
His friends asked how getting a rabbit tattooed on his head would help?
The man replied, "Well, at least from a distance it will look like hare."

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Why did the gardener always eat her toast dry?
Because she saw the butter-fly!!

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Why is stuff delivered by a car called a shipment, and stuff delivered by a ship called a cargo?

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Figuring out what a woman wants is easy. Just pay attention while she's screaming it at you.

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Sign at truck stop café reads: Eat here diet home

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If 7-11 is open 24/7 why do they have a lock on the door?

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When tupperware gets a сrаск in it, do you perform plastic surgery?

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If i get 40 kickass votes i have to eat my girlfriend shiт.

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Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
Names.

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That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one has made any sandwiches.

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I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

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Why did the brakes go to the store?
They needed new shoes.

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One snowman asks another, "Do you smell carrots?"

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Your face is so oily, BP claims they weren't involved

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I'm like a really down to earth guy because you know... gravity.

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Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction!

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Heard at an optometrist's convention... "The Eyes have it."

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First man: I wonder how long a person can live without a brain?
Second man: How old are you?

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A woman walks up to a bartender and asks for a Double Entendre, so he gives it to her.

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A doctor gets to bury his mistakes. An architect can only advise his client to plant vines.

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