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Note outside a laundry shop:
"Drop your clothes here for best results" !!

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Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.
Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.
Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.
Male zebras have white stripes... but female zebras have black stripes.
Money DOES talk... but to me it says goodbye.

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I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I'm still working.

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If you ever need to know something, ask a teenager, they know everything!

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FUN FACT: If you bring a gun to the pharmacy, you can get drugs without a doctor's prescription.

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Now that oil is so cheap, maybe we should start drilling for black deskjet printer ink.

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Confucius Says: If you don't succeed, re-define success.

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If convenience stores are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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Vacuum cleaner sales slogan: ITS A DIRТУ JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT!

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Are you the tiger on the cerial box! Cause your lookin' grrrrrrrrrreat!

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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the Heck happened!

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From a German Dictionary:
FluppenShtupper (n) Flup • en • Shtup •ur
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A brassière

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What runs around a football field and never gets tired?
A fence.

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What do you call a fancy event in the desert?
A cac-ti affair.

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How old is your Granddad?
“I don’t know, but we’ve had him a long time.”

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“Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?”

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If you are alone - I’ll be your shadow.
If you want to cry - I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug - I’ll be your pillow.
If you want to be happy, I’ll be your smile.
If you need money - wait for your salary…

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You are going to get a ticket because you have FINE written all over your body.

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I am the youngest of three...
Both my parents are older.

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