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One-Liner Jokes

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What is the Guillotine? …
….
A French chopping centre

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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Because his pupils were so bright

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You guys really need to stop judging people that вrеаsт feed in public. I can raise my puppy however I want.

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People go on vacation to forget things...
Then they open their travel bags and find that they did.

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Q. What is a musical part of a turkey?
A. The drumsticks

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They should put prizes in тамроn boxes. Like yeah your period suскs, but here's 50% off ice cream.

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*Note to self It's a lot easier to stuff a turkey after it's dead.

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Whenever I pass someone texting and driving, I throw my вееr at their window.

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How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruits, because I think I can do that.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said,
"No, wait! I can change."

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Those kids in the Trix commercials were real jerks. Why couldn’t they just share their cereal with the rabbit?

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This sentence contradicts itself... no, wait, actually it doesn't.

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Everybody should pay their taxes with a smile, said Bob. “I tried it but they wanted cash.”

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Today, I bought cupcakes without sprinkles. Dieting is so hard.

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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together...
It was riveting.

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When girls are Lеsвiаns it is a beautiful thing... But when guys are gаy it is just awkward.

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It's so sad to see gаy kids get beat up for their brunch money.

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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An a-cat-emy award.

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Did you ever have a constant ringing in your ear?
I finally got the divorce.

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