One-Liner Jokes

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Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than sтuрid motherf*ckers.

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My brain travels at the speed of light...
One second it’s here and the next it’s 186,000 miles away.

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I'm about to have my favorite alcoholic drink. It's called a lot.

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I almost had a тhrееsоме last night I just needed two more people

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Did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?
Because she was a knockout!

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If I try to fail and I succeed, which one did I do?

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The individual is not short and wide; the individual is anatomically compact.

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I just put my new hearing aid in...
I can even hear my thoughts now.

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Where did the kangaroo go to get its eyesight checked?
To a hop-tician!

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It’s so hot today that I saw a Robin pick up a worm with an oven mitt.

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Do you know the difference between genius and sтuрid? "Genius has its limits."

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Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play?
He was grounded.

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Why did the owl make everyone laugh?
“Cause he was a hoot!

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What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

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If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?

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Why did the doughnut maker retire?
He was fed up with the hole business.

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Roses are purple.
That is a lie.
Why are you listening to me?
I'm f*ckin high.

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Generally, a person has two reasons for doing something...
One reason that sounds good, and then one reason that is the real one.

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How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?
Use the rear defrogger.

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