One-Liner Jokes

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How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruits, because I think I can do that.

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Whenever I pass someone texting and driving, I throw my вееr at their window.

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*Note to self It's a lot easier to stuff a turkey after it's dead.

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They should put prizes in тамроn boxes. Like yeah your period suскs, but here's 50% off ice cream.

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Q. What is a musical part of a turkey?
A. The drumsticks

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People go on vacation to forget things...
Then they open their travel bags and find that they did.

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You guys really need to stop judging people that вrеаsт feed in public. I can raise my puppy however I want.

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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Because his pupils were so bright

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What is the Guillotine? …
….
A French chopping centre

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Titanic is just one example of the ice bucket challenge going wrong...

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I. R. S.... We have got what it takes, to take what you have got!

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I awoke this morning feeling angry for no reason... So this is how it feels to be a woman?

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

When I see birds fly, I think to myself:
"If I was a bird, who would I shiт on?"

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How do you clear out an Afghan bingo game?
Call B52

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If two vegans had an argument, is it still beef?

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There was a zoo that had one animal in it, that animal was a dog, it was a shitzu.

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Animal Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over.

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We should start telling kids that Santa moved to the Amazon and sends gifts in the mail now.

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Kids Jokes One-Liner Jokes

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy...
Other times I let him sleep.

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