One-Liner Jokes

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FUN FACT: If you bring a gun to the pharmacy, you can get drugs without a doctor's prescription.

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If you ever need to know something, ask a teenager, they know everything!

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I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I'm still working.

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Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.
Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.
Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.
Male zebras have white stripes... but female zebras have black stripes.
Money DOES talk... but to me it says goodbye.

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Note outside a laundry shop:
"Drop your clothes here for best results" !!

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A guy accidentally mixed his Viаgrа with his iron pills. He started pointing north.

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What's the difference between being in prison and being a corporate employee?
In prison you get free health care.

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It's, "Jamaican hairstyle day", at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.

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I don't always wash my sheets, but when I do, I forget them in the washer until I'm ready to go to bed.

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Did you ever have a constant ringing in your ear?
I finally got the divorce.

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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An a-cat-emy award.

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It's so sad to see gаy kids get beat up for their brunch money.

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When girls are Lеsвiаns it is a beautiful thing... But when guys are gаy it is just awkward.

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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together...
It was riveting.

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Today, I bought cupcakes without sprinkles. Dieting is so hard.

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Everybody should pay their taxes with a smile, said Bob. “I tried it but they wanted cash.”

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This sentence contradicts itself... no, wait, actually it doesn't.

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Those kids in the Trix commercials were real jerks. Why couldn’t they just share their cereal with the rabbit?

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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said,
"No, wait! I can change."

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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One-Liner Jokes