One-Liner Jokes

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I just got a job at the local Taxi cab company,
Now I just need to find a ride to get there!!!

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Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
A. An irrelephant!

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Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school?
I wouldn’t fit through the door.

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Did you ever notice that musicians play and doctors practice but the rest of us work for a living!

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Office and Work Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What is big, yellow and eats rocks???
A big yellow rock eater!!

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I am the youngest of three...
Both my parents are older.

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You are going to get a ticket because you have FINE written all over your body.

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If you are alone - I’ll be your shadow.
If you want to cry - I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug - I’ll be your pillow.
If you want to be happy, I’ll be your smile.
If you need money - wait for your salary…

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Money jokes One-Liner Jokes

“Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?”

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How old is your Granddad?
“I don’t know, but we’ve had him a long time.”

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What do you call a fancy event in the desert?
A cac-ti affair.

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What runs around a football field and never gets tired?
A fence.

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One-Liner Jokes

From a German Dictionary:
FluppenShtupper (n) Flup • en • Shtup •ur
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A brassière

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the Heck happened!

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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?

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Are you the tiger on the cerial box! Cause your lookin' grrrrrrrrrreat!

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Vacuum cleaner sales slogan: ITS A DIRТУ JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT!

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If convenience stores are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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Confucius Says: If you don't succeed, re-define success.

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One-Liner Jokes

Now that oil is so cheap, maybe we should start drilling for black deskjet printer ink.

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One-Liner Jokes