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One-Liner Jokes

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Anybody who's busy pulling on the oars hasn't got time to rock the boat.

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One-Liner Jokes

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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One-Liner Jokes

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

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One-Liner Jokes

He who hesitates is probably right.

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One-Liner Jokes

“Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?”

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

When humans are young, they are pushed around in strollers...
When they are old, they are pushed around in wheelchairs...
In between, they are just pushed around...

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One-Liner Jokes

First I was a giant fаn, then I was a jet fаn, now I m a small air conditioner

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One-Liner Jokes

How can you tell that managed cared has cut into your doctor’s income?
He takes Friday off to play miniature golf.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Two strands of DNA were walking down the street. One says to the other, "Do these genes make me look fат?

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One-Liner Jokes Fat Jokes

I may not have an athlete's body, but I do have athlete's foot.

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One-Liner Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who survived being struck by lightning?
He was shocked!

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One-Liner Jokes

A teacher asked students to bring old staff, 1 kid came with his grandpa

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Kids Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Stop with the peeing jokes, they're рissing me off.

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One-Liner Jokes

Why are there no female programmers?
Because there are ladybugs.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.

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One-Liner Jokes

Sтriр search? Fine but I'm going to need some music.

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One-Liner Jokes

Money talks, but credit has an echo.

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Money jokes One-Liner Jokes

At what kind of math is a crazy man best?
MANTAL math.

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Men jokes One-Liner Jokes Math Jokes

A night watchman is a man who earns his living without doing a day's work.

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Office and Work Jokes Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

If all your problems are behind you...
Then you might be a school bus driver!

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes