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One-Liner Jokes

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The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a 2 second dog.

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Office and Work Jokes Food Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.

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One-Liner Jokes

Me: Ummm hi, how much is the rent for this lovely apartment? Lady: Sir, this is a liquor store.

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One-Liner Jokes

If some people said what they thought, they'd be speechless.

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One-Liner Jokes

The Japanese have developed a camera shutter so fast it can photograph a girl with her mouth closed.

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One-Liner Jokes

Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?
(I feel like I've forgotten this before…)

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One-Liner Jokes

Dear Algebra Teacher,
Please stop asking us to find your X!

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One-Liner Jokes

What do romantic vampires do?
Neck

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One-Liner Jokes

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back.

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Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

If a person is very adept at telling falsehoods about the money he owes, does that mean he's really good at telling us his LIE-abilities?

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Money jokes One-Liner Jokes

I will not sleep...
... not until I find a cure for my insomnia.

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One-Liner Jokes

That awkward part in monopoly when the board is lined with so many hotels that going to jail becomes a blessing.

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One-Liner Jokes Hotel Jokes

If only God can judge us than Santa has some explaining to do.

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God Jokes One-Liner Jokes

“Sir, there’s a debt collector in the outer office.”
“Tell him he can take that pile on my desk”

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asks her husband to do.

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Jokes about Women Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What do you call a shoe stuck up in a woman's рussy? РUSS IN BOOTS.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

Here in our town we have a ваве that we guys call “The Village Bicycle,” because everyone has ridden her.

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One-Liner Jokes

"Hocus Pocus" doesn't work anymore...
I think they changed the password.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What goes up faster than United States' debt?
Donald Trump's wall.

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One-Liner Jokes

There is no such thing as a dirтy mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.

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One-Liner Jokes