One-Liner Jokes

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How can you tell that managed cared has cut into your doctor’s income?
He takes Friday off to play miniature golf.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

First I was a giant fаn, then I was a jet fаn, now I m a small air conditioner

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When humans are young, they are pushed around in strollers...
When they are old, they are pushed around in wheelchairs...
In between, they are just pushed around...

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“Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?”

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

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He who hesitates is probably right.

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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

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Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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Anybody who's busy pulling on the oars hasn't got time to rock the boat.

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Q. How do you confuse an antarctian?
A. Bleeble!

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If it wasn't for blinds it would be curtains for all of us

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My car is so fast the payments are three months behind.

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Does running late count as exercise?

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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?

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When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying "K." Are you asking to be punched?

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I tried to join the Paranoia's Anonymous, but they would't tell me where they were.

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The geologist's theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

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What’s that useless piece of skin called that is attached to a man’s diск?
The man

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Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

Did you know a day on mercury lasts for 1,408 hours?
Same as a Monday on earth.

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How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn calories.

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One-Liner Jokes