One-Liner Jokes

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What do romantic vampires do?
Neck

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Dear Algebra Teacher,
Please stop asking us to find your X!

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Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?
(I feel like I've forgotten this before…)

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The Japanese have developed a camera shutter so fast it can photograph a girl with her mouth closed.

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If some people said what they thought, they'd be speechless.

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Me: Ummm hi, how much is the rent for this lovely apartment? Lady: Sir, this is a liquor store.

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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.

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The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a 2 second dog.

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If all your problems are behind you...
Then you might be a school bus driver!

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A night watchman is a man who earns his living without doing a day's work.

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At what kind of math is a crazy man best?
MANTAL math.

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Money talks, but credit has an echo.

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Sтriр search? Fine but I'm going to need some music.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.

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Why are there no female programmers?
Because there are ladybugs.

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Stop with the peeing jokes, they're рissing me off.

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A teacher asked students to bring old staff, 1 kid came with his grandpa

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Did you hear about the guy who survived being struck by lightning?
He was shocked!

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I may not have an athlete's body, but I do have athlete's foot.

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Two strands of DNA were walking down the street. One says to the other, "Do these genes make me look fат?

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