One-Liner Jokes

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Why do dogs bark?
Because they bark up the wrong tree.

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What did the dinosaur get on its Maths test?
Nothing, it got an Extinction!

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I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat.

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Waiter! Waiter! This coffee tastes like soil.
Yes, sir, it was ground this morning.

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One psychologist greets another on the street:
"You're fine, how am I?"

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I had a wet dream about you last night... I рissеd myself laughing when you fell off a cliff!

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Did you hear about the Antartian parachute?
It opens on impact.

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Mental Note: Actual notes work better.

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There is no such thing as a dirтy mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.

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What goes up faster than United States' debt?
Donald Trump's wall.

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"Hocus Pocus" doesn't work anymore...
I think they changed the password.

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Here in our town we have a ваве that we guys call “The Village Bicycle,” because everyone has ridden her.

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What do you call a shoe stuck up in a woman's рussy? РUSS IN BOOTS.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asks her husband to do.

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“Sir, there’s a debt collector in the outer office.”
“Tell him he can take that pile on my desk”

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If only God can judge us than Santa has some explaining to do.

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God Jokes One-Liner Jokes

That awkward part in monopoly when the board is lined with so many hotels that going to jail becomes a blessing.

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I will not sleep...
... not until I find a cure for my insomnia.

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If a person is very adept at telling falsehoods about the money he owes, does that mean he's really good at telling us his LIE-abilities?

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Money jokes One-Liner Jokes

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back.

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