One-Liner Jokes

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There are only two rings in marriage, “the wedding ring" and "the suffering

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My chiropractor is no comic, but he really cracks me up.

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Slim walks into his local post office and notices a new sign on the wall:
Man wanted for robbery in montana
"Gosh!" he says,
"If only that job was in Texas, I'd take it!"

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Why did god invent alcohol?
So fат women can get laid too!

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Lead me not into temptation -- I can find the way myself.

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If you kiss her just right, the раnтiеs fall off all by themselves.

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A sharp nose points to curiosity. A flattened nose indicates too much curiosity.

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I was an award-winning swimmer when I was a lot younger.
A sреrм cell, to be precise.

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You know how broke you are, when your bank flags a deposit as suspicious activity.

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If fortune tellers know the future, how come it's so difficult to find a happy medium?

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He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from reverse bulimia

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The survivors were marooned.

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It’s gonna be a rough day …
My car payment, house payment, and my mistress are all three months overdue.

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Above urinаl #4:
“The Future of our nation lies in your hand.”

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One math book says to the other, "you think you got problems, you're just algebra, I'm advanced calculus."

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Where does Ice Cream go to school?
Answer: Sundae School.

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Why is Alabama the smartest state?
Because it has 4 A's and one B!

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A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.

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Where do magicians always buy fairy bread? In an 'elf' shop

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I tell many jokes, but they are never about unemployed people. Those jokes just don't work.

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