One-Liner Jokes

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Every guy has that song on his iPod that makes him wonder, 'Am I gаy for having this song?'

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I was born to be wild, but only till about 9:00pm or so.

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Just replaced my shoelaces with earphones.
Now they tie themselves.

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Wanna have a little fun?
Go to an antique store and ask, "What's new?"

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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them.

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Before the mother squid gave birth, she said she had an inkling...

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I know it's just a diet, but my body thinks it's famine.

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“How can someone ‘draw a blank?’”

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I'm not fат or overweight, I'm just easier to see.

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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

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My mind works like lightning...
One second there's a brilliant flash, and then it's gone!

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Today I will be as useless as the "g" in lasagna.

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Brrrr! You know it's cold outside when you go outside and its cold.

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At what age do you stop sniffing your kid's crotch to see if they wet themselves? Because my Mom is out of control…

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Kids Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What do you call five Antartians on top of each other?
An air mattress

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I went to this kickass party last night that was so exclusive that I was the only one invited.

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I don't know if liquor is the answer, but it's worth a shot!

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The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep!

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When women wear a bikini, they reveal 90% of their body….
Most men are so polite that they only look at the covered parts

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Jokes about Women Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

No magician can do a trick that impresses me as much as that ‘take off my вrа and make it appear out of my sleeve’ thing that girls do.

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