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It's amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist!

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If God had wanted me to touch my toes...
He would have put them on my knees!

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A man exercises by suскing his stomach in every time he sees a beautiful woman

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* If you don’t believe in оrаl sеx, keep your mouth shut.
* Opinion is like an аss hole, everyone has one.
* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress
* Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg does not find nuts
* If you think sеx is a pain in the аss, you’re doing it wrong.
* Prostitution is a hole sale business.
* A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view…

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I think female niррlеs are the only things that get hotter as they get cold

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What kind of insects to you find on the Moon.
Lunar Ticks (Lunatics)

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I took an IQ test yesterday. It came back negative...

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AMERICA: The only country that used a Goverment shut down to solve its problems.

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If a man is in the forest, talking to himself, with no woman around is he still wrong?

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I got a call from the modeling agency. They wanted me to pose for some Before pictures.

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What is the difference between a rabbit?
Its left ear is the same length.

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Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water I'd drink it

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahaha

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Across the sky and down from heaven that's the way we draw a seven
Plz kickass so my mom stops
Drugs
And
Crack
1000votes

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Wife to old fаrт hubby: honey, lets go upstairs and make love
Hubby: Choose one, I can't do both!

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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes?
Come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

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And then batman said,
"I'm here to have dinner with my parents and beat up bad guys. And I'm all out of parents."

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Thanks to my Ex, i now have plenty more jokes...
About fат Lеsвiаns .

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Why was the cat wearing a tuxedo?
He was going to the hare ball!

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