One-Liner Jokes

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What kind of dance does a butcher go to?
A meatball

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Whiskey: The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, how the hеll did I wake up on the bathroom floor medicine.

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The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Bacon was definitely the  first-round draft pick in the BLT...
No one’s building a sandwich around lettuce!

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If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's probably a pterodactyl. Because that's just how things work.

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So I made the decision that after no shave November I'm gonna grow a Decembeard and ride that into Janu-hairy and Febu-hairy.

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My mother always told me "If you can't say something nice about someone....... They're probably a Jеrк!

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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

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I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb.

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Once over the hill, I started to pick up speed!

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A Spanish magician wanted to do a trick. He covered himself with a blanket and counted " Uno, Dos," and he vanished without a Tres

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People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.

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I’m pretty sure my parents didn’t want me around. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.
Good. I’ll take two of them.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Some people have no respect for age unless it’s bottled.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?
Evaporated milk!

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People who run marathons know they don't have to. Right?

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Blind people can drive...
Just mostly into things.

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Research has determined that the shelf life of fruitcake is longer than the shelf itself.

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One-Liner Jokes