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One-Liner Jokes

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Mental Note: Actual notes work better.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Did you hear about the Antartian parachute?
It opens on impact.

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One-Liner Jokes

I had a wet dream about you last night... I рissеd myself laughing when you fell off a cliff!

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One-Liner Jokes

One psychologist greets another on the street:
"You're fine, how am I?"

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One-Liner Jokes

Waiter! Waiter! This coffee tastes like soil.
Yes, sir, it was ground this morning.

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I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat.

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What did the dinosaur get on its Maths test?
Nothing, it got an Extinction!

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One-Liner Jokes

Why do dogs bark?
Because they bark up the wrong tree.

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I tell many jokes, but they are never about unemployed people. Those jokes just don't work.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Where do magicians always buy fairy bread? In an 'elf' shop

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One-Liner Jokes

A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.

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One-Liner Jokes

Why is Alabama the smartest state?
Because it has 4 A's and one B!

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Where does Ice Cream go to school?
Answer: Sundae School.

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

One math book says to the other, "you think you got problems, you're just algebra, I'm advanced calculus."

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One-Liner Jokes Math Jokes

Above urinаl #4:
“The Future of our nation lies in your hand.”

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It’s gonna be a rough day …
My car payment, house payment, and my mistress are all three months overdue.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The survivors were marooned.

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He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from reverse bulimia

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If fortune tellers know the future, how come it's so difficult to find a happy medium?

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One-Liner Jokes

You know how broke you are, when your bank flags a deposit as suspicious activity.

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One-Liner Jokes