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One-Liner Jokes

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“How can someone ‘draw a blank?’”

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I know it's just a diet, but my body thinks it's famine.

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Before the mother squid gave birth, she said she had an inkling...

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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them.

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Wanna have a little fun?
Go to an antique store and ask, "What's new?"

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Just replaced my shoelaces with earphones.
Now they tie themselves.

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I was born to be wild, but only till about 9:00pm or so.

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Every guy has that song on his iPod that makes him wonder, 'Am I gаy for having this song?'

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Why was the cat wearing a tuxedo?
He was going to the hare ball!

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Thanks to my Ex, i now have plenty more jokes...
About fат Lеsвiаns .

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And then batman said,
"I'm here to have dinner with my parents and beat up bad guys. And I'm all out of parents."

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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes?
Come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

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Wife to old fаrт hubby: honey, lets go upstairs and make love
Hubby: Choose one, I can't do both!

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Across the sky and down from heaven that's the way we draw a seven
Plz kickass so my mom stops
Drugs
And
Crack
1000votes

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahaha

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Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water I'd drink it

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What is the difference between a rabbit?
Its left ear is the same length.

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I got a call from the modeling agency. They wanted me to pose for some Before pictures.

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If a man is in the forest, talking to himself, with no woman around is he still wrong?

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AMERICA: The only country that used a Goverment shut down to solve its problems.

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