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One-Liner Jokes

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I took an IQ test yesterday. It came back negative...

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What kind of insects to you find on the Moon.
Lunar Ticks (Lunatics)

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I think female niррlеs are the only things that get hotter as they get cold

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

* If you don’t believe in оrаl sеx, keep your mouth shut.
* Opinion is like an аss hole, everyone has one.
* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress
* Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg does not find nuts
* If you think sеx is a pain in the аss, you’re doing it wrong.
* Prostitution is a hole sale business.
* A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view…

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Jokes about Women Sex Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A man exercises by suскing his stomach in every time he sees a beautiful woman

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Jokes about Women Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

If God had wanted me to touch my toes...
He would have put them on my knees!

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God Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist!

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

It's amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

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Research has determined that the shelf life of fruitcake is longer than the shelf itself.

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Blind people can drive...
Just mostly into things.

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People who run marathons know they don't have to. Right?

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?
Evaporated milk!

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Some people have no respect for age unless it’s bottled.

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Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.
Good. I’ll take two of them.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I’m pretty sure my parents didn’t want me around. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.

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A Spanish magician wanted to do a trick. He covered himself with a blanket and counted " Uno, Dos," and he vanished without a Tres

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Once over the hill, I started to pick up speed!

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I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb.

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