One-Liner Jokes

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People who make really bad decisions are always like “I have the worst luck”

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people are just out of film.

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Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.

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I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.

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Waiting for a mannequin with a вееr belly so I can really see how that shirt will look on me.

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It's all about perspective... being OVER the hill than is much better than being UNDER it.

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What is Napoleon's favorite part of the chicken?
Answer... The Boney-Part!

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I think the Japanese flag is really a pie chart of how afraid they are of Godzilla.

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If God had intended us to fly... he would have made it easier to get to the airport.

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What did one strawberry say to another strawberry?
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!!

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I don't trust joggers. They're always the ones that find the dead bodies. Just sayin'.

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I'm not a virgin, I get sсrеwеd by the government everday.

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We were so poor when I was growing up,that when there was a rainbow, it was in black and white.

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Where do dinosaurs go to play?
The Jurassic park!

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They say you should test your fire alarm once a month…
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But it’s costing me a fortune in houses!

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Don't you just hate it when people respond with BIG WORDS that make them sound so PERSPICACIOUS?

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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A. He uses "windows".

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I'm friends with 25 letters in the alphabet. I don't know Y.

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Thanks, motion sensor restroom sinks, I only wanted to wash my hands for 0.0000251 seconds anyway.

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What did the normal oreo say to the double stuffed creamed one?
Whoreo.

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